Every other country:
Australians have such a sexy accent
Australians:
the fuck you say cunt?!

Like or reblog if you live in Australia. I want to follow you



umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via tiggersxjaw)



verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(via twistedtorture)


yesigb:

Emily Bett Rickards heads out to The Golden Globes parties watch out. With Haley Ramm :)

yesigb:

Emily Bett Rickards heads out to The Golden Globes parties watch out. With Haley Ramm :)




thebooker:

As promised, here is my feels-themed giveaway! The books/series above all have one thing in common - they made me feel something. That doesn’t necessarily mean I cried but they definitely inspired some kind of emotional response in my robot-like self. They’re also some of my favourite books. Hopefully there’s a decent enough selection for you to choose from.

5 people will be sent a book of their choice from the selection above if they’re randomly selected as winners.

Please read the following:

  • To enter, like and/or reblog this post
  • You may reblog the post as many times as you like but don’t annoy your followers too much with it
  • I would prefer if you were following me, since this giveaway is a ‘thank you’ to my followers
  • This giveaway is international, as I am purchasing books via Book Depository and they have free delivery for the majority of the world. Double check that your country is included here
  • Your inbox MUST be open. I won’t be contacting anyone via fan mail
  • Winners may also choose a sequel to the books pictured above if it’s part of a series
  • Winners may choose which edition of the book they want, so long as it is paperback and under $15 (AU). The only exception is The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry, which is over $20 and hardback. I’ll only be buying this for one person (if they want it) so I have enough for the other books, sorry! I just love it so much and want to be able to share it with at least one person, even if it’s expensive
  • One of the books, Alexander Altmann A01567 is only available as a prize for Australians, as it is unavailable on Book Depository. If Aussies would like this book, I will order it for you from Bookworld
  • If you’re not sure which book you’d like, I’d be happy to tell you more about them and help you pick one that suits your tastes
  • No giveaway blogs
  • If you’re uncomfortable giving me your address, don’t be. I won’t be saving it or giving it out elsewhere or anything
  • The giveaway ends August 1st 12PM AEST
  • Winners will be selected using a random number generator and have 48 hours to get back to me. I’m quite lenient on that but I would prefer if people replied ASAP so I can be organised
  • If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me

Good luck and happy reading, word shakers!

(via countingbooks)


benedictcumbearbatch:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

(via fate-has-laid-a-hand)



modernism:

I”M SORRY I WASNT STRONG ENOUGH TO NOT REBLOG THIS PLEASE FORGIVE ME. 

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